When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.”
The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.
I’ve never related to anything more
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
you’re still living with your parents? haha what a fuckin’ loser. by the way how was your first day of Kindergarten did you make any new friends
“I understand why she did it this way, face-first—it was because it made her feel like she was flying, like she was a bird.”
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
*screams* BLESS YOU ALL
if youre having a bad day just watch this
i bet they’re best friends now
The Goofy Catching Fire Cast ft. Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson, Jena Malone & Sam Claflin